It’s Amazing! Bible Hero Noah and HGH

According to the Bible, the Jewish patriarch Noah was 600 years old when God commanded him to build the ark. In the scripture account, the ark was hundreds and hundreds of feet long and similarly wide, equivalent to the size of a modern ocean liner.

In fact, maybe it was even more prominent, and the measurements have gotten a bit scrambled in translation over the centuries – after all, it had to be unbelievably huge in order to hold what the scriptures say: two of every “unclean animal” and six of every “clean animal” as defined in ancient Hebrew dietary laws.

And it must have been more than just animals, too – a prodigious number of plants and additional organisms were needed to keep the animal pairs alive during a prolonged worldwide flood. This would have been literally millions upon millions of creatures, and the ark would have to house them all. It must have been gigantic.

And then consider the number of trees that would have to have been cut down, and then hewn and joined to make the ship; and then the logistics of getting all the different (and often mutually hostile) species aboard, some of them living thousands upon thousands of miles away – all in all an astounding amount of labor for one man and his sons to take on with no modern tools.

At 600 years old, Noah was definitely in the elderly category, too. Some of his sons were probably in the multiple hundreds of years old, too. So how the heck did he do all that?

My conclusion: Noah was getting HGH injections!

Of course, I’m only kidding. HGH (human growth hormone) injections didn’t exist on Noah’s putative day. But, if scripture is accurate, and Noah really did do all that at age 600, then he would definitely have to have had a healthy, good level of HGH in his bloodstream, because people with insufficient HGH suffer from weakness, premature aging, and a lack of energy and vigor.

And, for those today who suffer those same symptoms and who have a lower-than-normal HGH level for their age, restoring proper HGH levels can make them look and feel younger, have better muscle tone and strength, reignite the flames of desire and excellent sexual performance, give them back all the get up and go that got up and went.

Many sufferers try pharmaceutical drug after pharmaceutical drug with little or no results and sometimes terrible side effects.

They don’t even know that their looking old, their lack of sex performance, their loss of attractiveness to the opposite sex, their flabbiness and weakness, and their declining performance in all areas of life are all related and have a single cause – a cause that many non-specialist physicians aren’t trained to detect: abnormally low HGH levels.

At our clinic, our board-certified physician specialists can give you a fast, easy test to determine if you are suffering from adult-onset HGH deficiency. And, if you are, they will design a custom program to restore you to shining, brilliant health.

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